GUARD Act: A Comedy of Errors Threatening Internet Freedom

The GUARD Act is like a toddler-proof cap on the internet, locking out minors from AI chatbots and demanding age verification for everyone. It’s as if the internet needed a bouncer, but instead, it got a nanny with a clipboard. Time to tell Congress: the GUARD Act won’t keep us safe!

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Hot Take:

The GUARD Act: the legislative equivalent of using a flamethrower to roast a marshmallow. Sure, it might get the job done, but at what cost? It’s a classic overreaction that’s bound to leave everyone a little scorched and uncomfortable. While the intention might be to protect the kiddos from AI chatbots’ potentially harmful influences, the execution is like giving everyone a lifetime supply of bubble wrap to walk around in. Spoiler alert: it makes life a whole lot less fun and a whole lot more awkward.

Key Points:

  • The GUARD Act aims to implement mandatory age verification for AI chatbots, effectively barring minors from using them.
  • It requires platforms to use “commercially reasonable” age-verification systems, raising significant privacy concerns.
  • The definitions of “AI chatbot” and “AI companion” are so broad that they could encompass nearly any AI tool capable of generating human-like responses.
  • The GUARD Act could inadvertently block teens from accessing educational and creative AI tools they rely on daily.
  • The bill proposes hefty fines for non-compliance, pushing companies towards excessive censorship and surveillance.

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