Grandma’s on Instagram: A Comical Take on the U.S. Government’s Late Bloom in Cybersecurity

It’s Uncle Sam versus the digital wild west with the proposed “Federal Cybersecurity Revisions”. It’s like a tech-savvy grandma joining Instagram – late, but commendable. Federal agencies are standardizing cybersecurity requirements, and contractors? They’re in for a digital open-house. Let’s hope these rules outlast grandma’s Instagram password!

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So, Uncle Sam wants to crack the whip on cybersecurity within the federal government and it's a bit like your grandma joining Instagram. It's a good move, but you can't help but wonder... what took so long? The U.S. government is tightening the screws on contractors, standardizing cybersecurity requirements, and introducing mandatory incident reporting for cyber threats. Let's just hope these new rules don't go the way of grandma's forgotten Instagram password.

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