GPT-5 Unleashed: The Genius AI Comedian You’ve Been Waiting For!

GPT-5 is finally here, available for free and paid users alike. OpenAI’s latest model is a leap forward, boasting the best coding skills and built-in reasoning. Whether you need quick answers or in-depth thinking, GPT-5’s got you covered. Plus, if you’re impatient, start using it right now in Copilot!

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Hold onto your hats, folks! GPT-5 is here to solve world peace, do your taxes, and maybe even make your morning coffee—all while impressing you with its newfound ability to “think hard” and reason like never before. Time to see if this chatbot can really walk the walk, or if it’s just another AI model trying to look busy.

Key Points:

  • GPT-5 is available for free and paid users, with paid users getting higher usage limits.
  • The model is touted as a major leap from its predecessors, excelling in coding and reasoning capabilities.
  • It features a “router” that determines whether to respond quickly or engage in deeper reasoning.
  • Early benchmarks suggest GPT-5 edges out Opus 4.1 from Claude, but real-world tests are pending.
  • Copilot offers free access to GPT-5 with reasoning capabilities for those who can’t wait for the rollout.

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