GPT-5.1 on the Horizon: Get Ready to Pay Up or Slow Down!

Hold onto your keyboards, folks! OpenAI is rolling out the GPT-5.1 family like it’s the latest smartphone: GPT-5.1 for everyone, Reasoning for deep thinkers, and Pro for those with deep pockets. Expect improved performance and health guardians, but don’t worry—your wallet’s health might need a guardian too with that $200 subscription!

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Hot Take:

Just when you thought your subscription bill was safe, OpenAI is here with GPT-5.1 to put your wallet on a diet. With a new version ready for launch and a subscription tier that’s pricier than your gym membership, it’s time to decide: do you want biceps or bytes? Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty of GPT-5.1’s impending arrival and what it means for those who can’t resist the siren call of cutting-edge AI.

Key Points:

  • OpenAI is gearing up to launch the GPT-5.1 family, including specialized versions for reasoning and a premium subscription option.
  • Rumor has it that these models are heading to Azure, with a rollout expected in the coming weeks.
  • GPT-5.1 isn’t a game-changer, but it’s set to offer improvements in health-related features and speed.
  • A new Codex version, ‘codex-mini-high,’ aims to balance cost-efficiency with performance.
  • OpenAI’s competitors, including Google and others, are also hustling to release their latest AI models.

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