Google’s New AI Models: Gemini 3 and Nano Banana 2 Set to Amaze or Confuse?

Google is set to launch two new AI models, including Gemini 3, optimized for coding. Spotted on Vertex AI, Gemini-3-pro will likely debut in November. Meanwhile, Nano Banana 2 aims to revolutionize realistic image generation by December. Google’s secretive testing methods mean any public sightings are as rare as a unicorn at a horse race.

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Hot Take:

Google is rolling out AI models faster than I can roll out of bed in the morning. With Gemini 3 and Nano Banana 2 in the works, it looks like Google is taking the ‘go big or go home’ approach very seriously. Watch out, world—Google’s about to make computing as easy as peeling a banana!

Key Points:

  • Google plans to ship Gemini 3, optimized for coding and everyday use, in November.
  • Gemini 3 is spotted on Vertex AI, Google’s cloud platform for AI applications.
  • Early leaks suggest Gemini 3 will have a 1 million context limit.
  • Nano Banana 2, codenamed “GEMPIX2,” is set to generate realistic images by December 2025.
  • OpenAI is also in the AI race, working on GPT 5.1 and new Codex models.

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