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GlobalProtect Users Beware: Hackers Exploiting Vulnerability Since March – Patch Now or Risk Attack!
Brace yourselves, cyber folks! Palo Alto’s Global Protect just turned “Global Vulnerable.” If you fancy a dash of arbitrary code execution with your network security, keep telemetry on. But why not play it safe and wait for the patch party? #GlobalProtectVulnerability

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Well, isn't this a cybersecurity plot twist! Palo Alto Networks' Global Protect is like that friend who offers to guard your fries and then eats them when you're not looking. It's always a little awkward when a company that's supposed to protect you needs protection itself. Cue the sad trombone – another vulnerability has been exploited, and the exploit's RSVP'd on GitHub for everyone's hacking party.