German Police Pull the Plug on Pygmalion: Dark Web Drug Den Busted!
German police busted the Pygmalion dark web shop, snagging customer data tied to 7,000 drug orders. With multiple arrests and 53 kg of narcotics seized, this is one for the crime-fighting scrapbook. You could say the Pygmalion vendors were caught red-handed—right after sealing their last vacuum-packed evidence.

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like Pygmalion’s dark web curtain call was a lot less dramatic than the original myth. Instead of turning statues into real people, it seems like Pygmalion was turning narcotics into felony charges. German police have seized the stage, and it turns out ‘lay low’ isn’t just a good idea—it’s now a survival strategy for customers. Who knew the real crime was just bad operational security? I guess they should’ve stuck to sculpting.
Key Points:
- German police dismantled the Pygmalion dark web marketplace, disrupting major drug operations.
- Over 7,000 drug orders were tracked through seized customer data.
- Four individuals were arrested, and a significant amount of drugs and illicit substances were confiscated.
- A vendor message suggests compromised security and risks for customers.
- Authorities warn buyers of potential identification and prosecution.