GCHQ Intern’s Secret Spy Tool Heist Lands Him in Hot Water – and Jail!
GCHQ intern Hasaan Arshad, now 25, was jailed for seven-and-a-half years for stealing top-secret files during his placement. Despite signing the Official Secrets Act, he copied sensitive data to his home. Prosecutors highlighted his intellectual arrogance, while the court acknowledged his neurodiversity but didn’t see it as diminishing his understanding of the risk.

Hot Take:
Well, folks, it looks like James Bond has been replaced by James Bonehead. Hasaan Arshad, a former GCHQ intern, decided to play spy games with top-secret files, but instead of a golden gun, he got a golden ticket to the slammer. Who knew that curiosity could not only kill the cat but also land you a seven-and-a-half-year stay at Her Majesty’s pleasure? Let this be a lesson: if you’re going to dabble in espionage, maybe don’t leave a digital breadcrumb trail back to your mom’s basement.
Key Points:
- Arshad stole top-secret files from GCHQ during a work placement and transferred them to his home devices.
- He pleaded guilty to unauthorized computer acts that posed a significant risk to national security.
- Arshad was sentenced to seven-and-a-half years in prison, with additional sentences for possession of indecent images.
- No evidence suggested Arshad intended to profit from the stolen data.
- The judge noted Arshad’s intellectual arrogance and failure to appreciate the risks involved.