Gay Furry Hackers Unleash Rainbow Wrath on Heritage Foundation

Feeling hack-tastic? “Gay furry hackers” claimed they’ve out-fluffed the Heritage Foundation, but the think tank’s brushing it off as attention-seeking fluff. #OpTransRights or op-not-so-much? Stay tuned for the fur to fly! 🐾💻 #HeritageHack

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Let's be honest, the phrase "gay furry hackers" sounds like the internet coughed up a new band name, but nope, it's just another day in the cyber-wild-west. SiegedSec gave the Heritage Foundation a cyber noogie, and now everyone's arguing over whether it was a breach or a mere stumble upon some old data like finding your grandpa's embarrassing disco pictures. But really, what's more alarming? The hack or the fact that there's a guidebook out there on how to Trumpify the future? Cue the dramatic squirrel!

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