From Web Wizards to Water Weenies: US’s Tragicomic Downfall in Cybersecurity

In a twist of irony, the nation that birthed the Internet can’t secure its water systems from cyberattacks. It’s as if we invented pizza but forgot how to make marinara sauce. The EPA’s recent rollback of a rule requiring public water system cybersecurity evaluations is like removing smoke alarm batteries due to the annoying beeps.

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Oh, the irony! The country that invented the internet now can't even secure its own water systems from cyber attacks. It's like inventing pizza and then forgetting how to make a decent marinara sauce. The EPA's recent decision to rescind a rule mandating cybersecurity evaluations for public water systems is like taking the batteries out of your smoke alarm because you're tired of hearing it beep.

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