From Slam Dunks to Slammed in Jail: Russian B-Ball Pro Caught in Ransomware Ruckus!

Daniil Kasatkin, a Russian basketball player, finds himself benched in a French detention center, accused of being a ransomware negotiator. His lawyer claims he’s more likely to dribble a basketball than hack a computer, insisting his innocence. Meanwhile, the US remains tight-lipped, leaving Kasatkin’s career hanging in the balance.

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Who knew basketball could land you in a French prison? Just dribble your way to freedom, Daniil! This is a slam dunk of a story where the basketball court meets the courtroom. From hoops to handcuffs, let’s see if this Russian baller can assist his way out of this one!

Key Points:

  • Russian basketball player Daniil Kasatkin arrested in France for alleged ransomware negotiation.
  • Kasatkin is currently detained awaiting extradition to the US for computer fraud charges.
  • The alleged ransomware gang reportedly targeted around 900 organizations, including US federal agencies.
  • The Russian embassy and Kasatkin’s lawyers protest his innocence and detention conditions.
  • The US has yet to release evidence of Kasatkin’s involvement or make any official statements.

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