Florida’s Encryption Blunder: The Comedy of Trying to Backdoor Privacy

Florida’s “Social Media Use By Minors” bill is the legislative equivalent of asking for a key to the city and then setting it on fire. By demanding a backdoor to encrypted platforms, it risks making young users less safe online. Lawmakers should focus on real protections, not privacy-invading magic tricks.

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**_Florida wants to pull a Houdini by magically making privacy disappear for minors using social media. Their latest trick? Trying to open a backdoor into the encrypted wonderland that is supposed to protect our online secrets. Spoiler alert: It’s not magic, it’s a privacy disaster waiting to happen._**

Key Points:

– Florida’s proposed bill mandates decryption of minors’ end-to-end encrypted social media communications for law enforcement.
– Encryption is vital for protecting online communications, including those of minors.
– The bill echoes past failed attempts to weaken encryption, citing law enforcement needs.
– Alternative investigation methods, like user reporting, are more effective than breaking encryption.
– The bill expands a previous controversial Florida social media law currently under legal scrutiny.

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