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Firefox 126 Heroically Squashes Pesky Security Bugs: Surf Safely Again!
Firefox 126 squashes pesky bugs like a superhero in a code cape! From audio gremlins to PDF.js hijinks, your browser’s now safer than a rubber duck in a kiddie pool. #SecurityVulnerabilitiesFixed 🦟💥🦆

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Looks like Mozilla's been playing Whack-a-Mole with security holes, and this time they've hammered down a funfair of vulnerabilities ranging from "Oops, my audio's gone loopy" to "Hey, that's not supposed to be a font!" Brace yourselves, Firefox faithful; your browser just got a steel-plated update!