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FBI Shines Spotlight on ‘Volt Typhoon’: How the US is Battling Chinese Cyber Threats
FBI’s Wray is on high alert for ‘Volt Typhoon,’ the Chinese cyber-squad eyeing US power grids for a digital blackout. It’s espionage with a side of malware—a real keyboard-clacking crisis! 🕵️♂️💻🚫 #CyberSpyGames

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Well, it looks like the FBI's playing Whack-a-Mole with Chinese hackers, and it's not just a game—it's a full-on cyber disco with malware strobe lights and the DJ known as Volt Typhoon spinning some seriously malicious beats. Director Wray's got his laser-pointer eyes set on the prize, and that prize is keeping America's infrastructure from turning into a hacker's playground. But let's be real, in this digital age, cybersecurity is like trying to keep squirrels out of a bird feeder—good luck with that!