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Failed Fed Heist: LockBit Ransomware Gang’s Desperate Plea for Spotlight Revealed
In a plot twist that’s more fizzled than sizzled, the LockBit ransomware gang’s “Fed heist” was actually an Evolve Bank blunder. Desperate bid for relevance or just a cyber-whoopsie? Stay tuned! Focus keyphrase: LockBit ransomware gang

Hot Take:
Looks like the LockBit ransomware gang needs a GPS because they seem to have lost their way – and their credibility. Claiming to hit the big leagues by breaching the US Federal Reserve, only to come up short with some commercial bank data? That's like showing up to a gunfight with a rubber chicken. Time to recalibrate those cyber compasses, folks!