EU’s Chat Control: Privacy Nightmare or Necessary Evil? The Debate Over Scanning Private Conversations
Chat Control is back in the EU Council spotlight, aiming to scan private chats in the name of “safety.” Critics argue it’s like giving your phone a government-issued monocle. The proposal threatens end-to-end encryption, and if passed, might force apps like Signal to exit the EU faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

Hot Take:
Ah, the EU Council is back at it again, like a dog with a bone, gnawing away at our privacy with ‘Chat Control’. It’s like they took the phrase “Big Brother is watching” and thought, “Hey, that sounds like a great policy initiative!” But don’t worry, they assure us it doesn’t break end-to-end encryption. And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you in Denmark. Maybe this is just their way of ensuring every conversation is reviewed by a very nosy digital neighbor.
Key Points:
- The EU’s Chat Control proposal mandates scanning of all communications, even those using end-to-end encryption.
- Client-side scanning would allow access to conversations on the device itself, before they’re even sent.
- Signal has threatened to exit the EU market if the proposal is enacted.
- State communications are conveniently exempt from this scanning requirement.
- This could set a global precedent for similar invasive measures worldwide.