EU’s Anti-Encryption Campaign: Is Privacy the Price of Security?

Beware, EU netizens: the anti-encryption brigade marches on! With the ashes of the elections still warm, your digital privacy hangs by a thread as lawmakers plot 24/7 surveillance chic. Say adieu to secure chats; Big Brother’s new accessory is a spyware smartphone. #EuGoingDark

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Oh, the EU is at it again, concocting a 42-point potion to peer into our digital cauldrons. With a flick of the legislative wand, they're ready to cast an 'Open Sesame' spell on encryption while whispering sweet nothings about fighting crime. Can't wait to have my smart toaster testify against me in court!

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