Europol Data Breach Exposed: Sensitive Info Hits Dark Web Despite Downplay

Swiped by the shadow bazaar, sensitive Europol data hits the dark web auction block! Europol shrugs it off: No ops compromised, but cybercriminals might beg to differ. Monero only, please! #EuropolDataForSale

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Europol's "For Official Use Only" data on the dark web feels like the plot of a cybercrime thriller, except it's less 'Mission Impossible' and more 'Mission Inconvenient'. Europol might be downplaying the breach like a parent insisting that a toddler's scribbles are 'just abstract art', but let's be real – nobody wants their dirty laundry aired in nefarious corners, even if it's just a pair of socks and not the secret superhero costume.

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