Erlang/OTP SSH Vulnerability: A Comedy of (Unpatched) Errors!

Public exploits for the Erlang/OTP SSH flaw CVE-2025-32433 are out, allowing code execution on affected devices. Despite the fix, the platform’s widespread use makes updates tricky. With hackers ready to pounce, it’s crucial to patch faster than a caffeinated squirrel on roller skates. Update now or risk a cyber circus!

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Hot Take:

Who knew Erlang’s version of SSH would be the hottest ticket in town? It’s like that one hipster coffee shop that suddenly became mainstream and now everyone’s trying to get in, but with a lot more cyber chaos and a lot less caffeine. Update your systems, folks, or risk becoming the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons!

Key Points:

  • Critical vulnerability CVE-2025-32433 affects Erlang/OTP SSH, allowing remote code execution.
  • Exploits have been released, heightening urgency for patching.
  • Erlang/OTP is prevalent in telecom infrastructure and databases, complicating rapid updates.
  • Over 600,000 IP addresses are identified as running Erlang/OTP, many tied to CouchDB instances.
  • Experts warn of potential exploitation by nation-state actors targeting critical infrastructure.

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