Epstein Surveillance Footage: DOJ’s Video Release Sparks Fresh Conspiracy Theories

The DOJ’s “raw” Epstein footage seems edited, sparking more conspiracy chatter. Metadata hints at Adobe Premiere use, raising questions about its authenticity. Experts can’t confirm deception, but the lack of clear explanation fuels theories. It’s like trying to convince folks Bigfoot moonlights as the Tooth Fairy—good luck with that!

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Hot Take:

Who knew a little Adobe Premiere might turn the DOJ into the next big conspiracy theory editor? Apparently, the “raw” footage of Epstein’s last known moments is less raw and more suspiciously well-done. It’s like ordering a rare steak and getting beef jerky instead. The DOJ’s attempt at transparency is about as clear as a foggy day in London, leaving conspiracy theorists with a buffet of new material to chew on. Who needs a Netflix docuseries when you have the DOJ’s surveillance video extravaganza?

Key Points:

– The DOJ released 11 hours of what they claimed was “raw” surveillance footage from Epstein’s final night in prison.
– Metadata analysis revealed the footage was modified, likely using Adobe Premiere Pro, raising questions about its authenticity.
– Experts warn the modifications could be benign or problematic, but the lack of clear explanation fuels conspiracy theories.
– The footage includes a mysterious one-minute gap, adding to the intrigue surrounding Epstein’s death.
– The DOJ’s narrative is complicated by years of systemic failures at the Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC).

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