Elon Musk’s DOGE Disaster: Security Breaches and Crypto Chaos Unleashed!
DOGE’s dismantling of USAID has sparked chaos, leaving efforts to rescue victims from forced labor camps in Southeast Asia in disarray. Meanwhile, the adventures of Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, a 19-year-old wunderkind with a questionable resume, have experts questioning his access to US government systems. What could possibly go wrong?
Hot Take:
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) sounds like a bunch of high schoolers crashing a Model S into federal cybersecurity systems while wearing blindfolds. Meanwhile, Apple’s caught between a Brit rock and a hard place, as they’re asked to transform their encrypted iCloud into a pirate treasure chest with an all-access pass. And let’s not forget the golden pager diplomacy—because who wouldn’t want a flashy 90s relic as a token of international camaraderie?
Key Points:
- Elon Musk’s DOGE is allegedly accessing sensitive US government software, raising security concerns.
- The UK Home Secretary wants Apple to create a backdoor into iCloud, challenging privacy measures.
- Israeli PM Netanyahu gifted Trump a golden pager, a nod to controversial attacks in Lebanon.
- Russian hackers breached Hewlett Packard Enterprise, stealing sensitive user data.
- PowerSchool’s data breach exposed information on students globally, including 16,000 in the UK.