Drug Deals in Your DMs: The Dystopian Rise of Social Media’s Black Market

Drug dealers have turned emojis into their secret code, making snowmen stand for cocaine and brown hearts for heroin. With drug deals sliding into your DMs on Instagram and Snapchat, buying illegal substances is as easy as ordering a pizza. It’s a bizarre new world where social media platforms moonlight as underground marketplaces.

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Hot Take:

Who knew emojis could be the new secret code for drug deals? While we were busy perfecting our avocado toast pics, social media quietly turned into a digital narcotics bazaar. The only thing missing is a “Yelp” for drug dealers, but who needs that when you have Telegram channels offering Amazon-style reviews? If this trend continues, even your grandma might accidentally stumble upon a dealer while searching for crochet patterns on Instagram.

Key Points:

  • Drug dealers are using emojis as a secret code to advertise their wares on social media platforms.
  • Social media sales are making drug procurement more convenient and potentially safer than street deals.
  • There’s a growing concern about the presence of potent drugs like fentanyl being sold online.
  • Social media companies are under pressure to combat drug sales, but their efforts are sometimes indiscriminate.
  • Despite increased enforcement, dealers find new platforms, signaling a shift towards more sophisticated sales models.

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