Discord’s Digital Detox: The Comedic Take on the Malware Cleanse

Discord’s malware prevention measures are less ‘nice and tidy’, more ‘fruit fly lifespan’. With links expiring in 24 hours, it’s a digital detox that might leave developers and external sharers in the dust. But hey, maybe that’s just the price of a malware-free Discord. After all, cleanliness is next to godliness, right?

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Discord is going all Marie Kondo on its platform by tidying up links every 24 hours in an effort to fight malware. Goodbye dusty old links, hello fresh, daily regenerations! While it sounds like a spring cleaning dream come true, it's not all daisies and sunshine for developers and anyone sharing content outside of Discord. The only "joy" here might be for Discord, as it attempts to sweep malware right out of its digital door.

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