Cybertruck’s Tug-of-War Fail: MotorTrend Exposes Tesla’s Rigged Race Ruse

Tesla’s Tug-of-War Toppled: Cybertruck’s Race Ruse Revealed—MotorTrend proves Musk’s Porsche-pulling prowess was pure puffery. Spoiler: The real race wasn’t even close!

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Oh, Tesla, you lovable rogue of the automotive world, always ready to troll the laws of physics and marketing ethics simultaneously. When you said your Cybertruck could outdo a Porsche while towing another Porsche, we choked on our popcorn. But now MotorTrend has called 'Checkmate!' in this high-octane game of chess. It looks like the Cybertruck, while undeniably quick, can't quite pull the wool over the eyes of physics or Porsche enthusiasts.

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