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Cybersecurity Startups Face Valuation Crunch Despite Soaring Threat Levels
In a world where cyber threats multiply faster than bunnies, cybersecurity startups are duking it out Hunger Games-style. It’s survival of the fittest, with valuations on the chopping block. Noname Security, once a unicorn, might just trot to its next funding round with a lighter wallet.
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Oh, the cruel, cruel world of cybersecurity startups! You either die a hero or live long enough to see your valuation slashed. Here we stand, watching the cybersecurity gladiators prep for an epic showdown, where only the fittest will survive the investor's colosseum. And despite cybersecurity threats doing their best impression of a horror movie villain that just won't die, the market is like, "Sorry, kid, your billion-dollar dreams are now in the clearance section."
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