Cybersecurity Shuffle: Biden’s Team Jogs Through Tech Overhaul with a Side of Wit and a Lot of Coffee

Biden’s administration is panting on the cyber treadmill, rewriting their National Cybersecurity Strategy Implementation playbook faster than Grandma outsmarting Alexa. They’re dodging ‘just modernize’ and sprinting towards risk management. With a revamp of cyber incident responses in the mix, they’ll need more IT wizards and a bucket-load of caffeine to pull this off.