Cybersecurity Red Alert: CISA Orders Emergency Disconnect of Ivanti VPNs Amid Hacker Exploits!

Facing a comedy of errors, CISA plays bouncer for Ivanti VPN appliances, giving them the boot from federal agency networks due to a laughable number of zero-day vulnerabilities. Patch up or disconnect by Friday—or it’s cyber-curtains! 🛑🔒 #CybersecurityMeltdown

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Forget speed dating, federal agencies are speed dumping Ivanti VPN appliances like they're hot potatoes with a bad case of the cyber-flu. CISA's not playing matchmaker here; they're more like the strict parent enforcing a curfew. If zero-days were zombies, this is the part where we board up the windows and doors—but with firewalls and patches instead of plywood.

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