Cybercrime Mastermind Pompompurin Sentenced: No More Internet for a Year!
Crack open the cybercrime chronicles, folks! Pompompurin, the maestro of mischief behind BreachForums, just got a slap with a 20-year digital leash. Say adios to wi-fi waves—this hacker’s going analog with a year’s ban from the net. #ConciergeOfCybercrimeSentenced

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Looks like the cybercrime concierge just got his membership to freedom revoked – and the new terms of service include a GPS accessory, homebound hobnobbing, and mandatory therapy. Oh, and let's not forget the internet grounding! Pompompurin's virtual party days are officially on a long, supervised siesta.
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