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Cybercrime Crackdown: REvil Ringleader Sentenced to Over a Decade with a $16M Fine
Crack the champagne—cyber baddie Yaroslav Vasinskyi just hit the jackpot with a 13-year, $16 million ‘stay’ at Club Fed for his REvil ransomware ruckus! 🥂💻🔒 #CyberJustice

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like REvil's not-so-merry band of cyber pirates just lost their first mate, Yaroslav Vasinskyi, to the brig. With a treasure chest of $16 million in restitution and an extended vacation behind bars, it's safe to say that Rabotnik's hacking days are on ice. Talk about a "Ransomware's Most Wanted" episode come to life!