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Cybercrime Cashout: Ransomware Gangs Surpass $1 Billion in Crypto Extortion in 2023
Ransomware’s 2023 comeback tour was a blockbuster hit, as cyber crooks encored with over $1 billion in crypto ransoms. From zero-day solos to ‘big game hunting’ jams, they’ve got the world’s data dancing to their tune. #RansomwareRenaissance

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, ransomware gangsters decided to double-down on their heists, and 2023 became the year they cashed in big time. We’re talking billion-dollar big! It's like the digital equivalent of a Hollywood heist movie, but instead of George Clooney and his charming crew, we've got hoodie-wearing hackers with a penchant for cryptocurrency. And just when the FBI thought they had them on the ropes, these cyber bandits went all Rocky Balboa on us – coming back stronger, smarter, and with a thirst for zeroes (in their bank accounts, not their software). It's enough drama to pop your popcorn!