Cybercrime Carnival: Haryana’s Daily Million-Dollar Heist and the Comical Chase of Cops and Code

Turtles are cute, but not when they’re your online fraud prevention strategies! In Haryana, Rs 1 crore is swindled daily while only Rs 10 lakh returns. The cyber police chief’s recipe for speed? A dash of AI, a sprinkle of machine learning, a 24/7 hotline, and less of the ‘sloth lifestyle’. Now, that’s an upgrade!

Published: Added: October 15, 2023 at 11:24 pmAssembled by: J J
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Let's talk about the daily cyber-heist happening over in Haryana, where a whopping Rs 1 crore is being swindled online every day. Bet you didn't expect that kind of cash flow, huh? But hold your horses, because only a measly Rs 10 lakh is ever recovered. Why, you ask? Well, it seems our friends in the cyber police department and the banks have developed a taste for the sloth lifestyle. But don't worry, they have a plan - AI, machine learning, and a 24/7 hotline to the cybercrime unit. Now, if only they could make these ideas work faster than a dial-up connection...

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