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Cyber Siege: Ivanti Vulnerabilities Exploited by Volt Typhoon Hackers
Don’t let Volt Typhoon rain on your parade – patch up those Ivanti vulnerabilities before hackers harvest your data crop with their malware sickles! #CybersecurityChaos
Hot Take:
Well, if there's anything more persistent than my cat begging for treats, it's hackers exploiting vulnerabilities in Ivanti products. Despite patches faster than duct tape fixes, Volt Typhoon and their cyber cronies are still wreaking digital havoc. I guess it's time to update our systems – or start training pigeons to send secure messages again.