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Cyber Siege Alert: Ivanti Flaws Open Floodgates for Hackers – Patch Now!
Cyber-sneaks exploiting Ivanti flaws have CISA issuing a “patch pronto” PSA. Agencies, from aerospace to zucchinis, beware: these bugs don’t discriminate! #IvantiVulnerabilities 🚨💻🐛

Hot Take:
Who needs a gym membership when you can just run around patching security flaws all day? CISA's latest cardio workout involves sprinting to close up Ivanti's vulnerabilities before the hackers get more swole on government data. It's like whack-a-mole, but instead of moles, it's our national security popping up. Time to lace up those cybersecurity sneakers, folks!