Cyber Shenanigans: PDVSA’s Export Woes Amid Cyberattack Chaos

Venezuela’s state oil company PDVSA was hit by a cyber attack, causing temporary administrative chaos but no disruption to oil exports. The company framed the attack as an attempt to seize Venezuelan oil. Meanwhile, employees were told to unplug everything, even their microwaves, just in case they were next!

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When life gives you ransomware, make ‘cyber-lemonade’ by blaming it on international conspiracies! In a classic tale of “Who Done It?”, PDVSA is pointing fingers faster than a soap opera villain. Spoiler alert: it was Colonel Mustard in the server room with the USB stick!

Key Points:

  • PDVSA, Venezuela’s state-owned oil company, was hit by a cyberattack disrupting its export operations.
  • The attack affected administrative systems but reportedly did not impact oil production or supply.
  • PDVSA accused foreign interests, particularly the U.S., of orchestrating the attack to destabilize Venezuela.
  • Employees were told to shut down computers and disconnect from networks to contain the incident.
  • The cyberattack coincides with increased U.S.-Venezuela tensions over oil sanctions and seizures.

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