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Cyber Crime Crackdown: Ukrainian Hacker Jailed for 14 Years in Epic $700M REvil Ransomware Bust!
Facing nearly 14 years behind bars, one Ukrainian cyber-gangster learns that his REvil ransomware spree comes with a hefty price tag: $16 million and a one-way ticket to the clink. Talk about a costly click!

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Well, folks, it looks like the cyber-baddies are finally getting their just desserts! Yaroslav Vasinksyi, a cyber maestro in the malevolent orchestra of REvil ransomware, just got handed a 13-year, all-expenses-paid trip to the Big House. And, as a cherry on top, a whopping $16 million bill for his antics. So much for being a keyboard warrior; turns out the 'delete' key can't scrub away prison bars. Who knew?