Cyber Comedy: How China Outsmarted the US with Unpatched Vulnerabilities!

In a world where hacking is a sport, China’s team is winning gold. With 50,000 vulnerabilities spotted for 200 DoD contractors, the Continuous Autonomous Penetration Testing program plays defense. But with AI-driven attacks racing to compromise domains in just 77 seconds, it’s like trying to stop a cheetah with a net.

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Hot Take:

Why learn Kung Fu when you can just exploit unpatched vulnerabilities? China’s cyber ninjas have made hacking look easier than assembling Ikea furniture. Meanwhile, small US defense contractors are like toddlers in a tutu trying to fend off ninjas with a foam sword. But fear not, because the NSA’s CAPT program is here, ready to turn these helpless contractors into cyber warriors… or at least give them a fighting chance!

Key Points:

  • China’s cyber capabilities outmatch the US and allies, exploiting unpatched vulnerabilities without needing expensive zero-day attacks.
  • US small defense contractors are overwhelmed and under-resourced in the face of cyber threats.
  • The Continuous Autonomous Penetration Testing (CAPT) program helps small contractors identify and mitigate vulnerabilities.
  • AI-driven attacks are faster and more scalable, with some domain compromises happening in just 77 seconds.
  • CAPT’s first year resulted in 50,000 vulnerabilities identified, with a 70% mitigation success rate.

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