Crypto Heist Comedy: North Korea’s Lazarus Group Strikes Again!

The infamous North Korean APT group, TraderTraitor, has pulled off the largest cryptocurrency heist ever, says the FBI. Bybit’s $1.46bn vanished faster than a magician’s rabbit, now hidden in a maze of blockchain transactions. The FBI calls for a crypto community crackdown to stop these digital Houdinis from turning crypto into cold hard cash.

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North Korea’s Lazarus Group is back at it again, showcasing their unmatched ability to treat cryptocurrency like a personal piggy bank. If only they put this much effort into something more constructive, like developing a new flavor of kimchi!

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