Crypto Crook Gets 50+ Years: Crime Doesn’t Pay, But It Sure Adds Up!
Remy Ra St Felix, a notorious cryptocurrency thief, will now enjoy an extended vacation—of over 50 years—in a state-sponsored facility. His latest escapade? Assaulting a key witness at a detention center, earning him an extra six years. Just when you thought his criminal CV couldn’t get longer, St Felix proves otherwise!
Hot Take:
Looks like St Felix took the phrase “life of crime” a bit too literally. From pipe inspections to cryptocurrency heists, this guy’s resume reads like a cybercriminal’s fever dream. Now, with an extended stay in the clink, he’s got plenty of time to reflect on his career choices. Maybe he can start a prison book club – “How Not to Win Friends and Influence People”.
Key Points:
– St Felix received an additional 6 years and 10 months for attacking a witness post-sentencing.
– His initial sentence was 47 years for leading a crime gang and multiple robberies.
– He and his crew used clever disguises, such as fake pipe inspectors, to gain entry to homes.
– His threats were as colorful as his crimes, promising toe and genital removal if demands weren’t met.
– St Felix’s gang members were collectively sentenced to 191 years in prison.