Crypto Chaos: Samourai Wallet Founders Plead Guilty to $200M Laundering Spree

The Samourai Wallet founders have pleaded guilty to laundering over $200 million for criminals. The duo admitted to operating a money transmitting business handling criminal proceeds, all while promoting their service as “money laundering for bitcoin.” They now face up to five years in prison and must forfeit millions.

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Who knew money laundering could be so high-tech? The founders of Samourai Wallet took the phrase “cleaning up your finances” a bit too literally, turning their crypto mixer into a spin cycle for the underworld’s dirty laundry. If only they had mixed in a bit more common sense!

Key Points:

  • Samourai founders plead guilty to laundering over $200 million for criminals.
  • They face a maximum 5-year prison sentence and must forfeit over $237 million.
  • Samourai Wallet was downloaded over 100,000 times, facilitating anonymous transactions.
  • The service processed over 80,000 Bitcoins from illegal activities between 2015 and 2024.
  • Samourai’s services were advertised for making Bitcoin untraceable, targeting dark web users.

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