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Crackdown on Black Basta: Cybersecurity Experts Rally to Thwart Ransomware Menace in Healthcare Sector
Facing a digital debacle, Ascension’s pen-and-paper pivot is a stark reminder—ransomware respects no sanctity. Enter Black Basta: the cyber menace turning healthcare into scare-ware. Patch up and brace for chuckles; it’s no joke when your files are held for ransom! #BlackBasta #CybersecurityChaos

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Oh, Black Basta, you digital desperadoes! Just when healthcare workers thought they could catch a break, you come waltzing in with your ransomware two-step. As if pandemics weren't enough, now hospitals need to deal with cyber shakedowns? At least the cyber SWAT teams at CISA and Health-ISAC are on the beat, doling out advisories like hotcakes. Get your patches ready, folks, and for heaven's sake, stop clicking on those sketchy email attachments!