Cookie Apocalypse: Lumma Malware Claims to Play Frankenstein with Your Expired Google Cookies

Beware, the Lumma malware is reportedly playing Dr. Frankenstein with expired Google cookies. Yes, you read that right, it’s supposedly resurrecting the ‘digitally cremated.’ But don’t panic – this claim is still under scrutiny. For now, steer clear of suspicious downloads and remember, you’re not really the 1,000,000th visitor. Lumma Malware Google Cookies, we’re watching you.

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So, the Lumma malware is now claiming it has the ability to play Dr. Frankenstein with your expired Google cookies. What's next, a malware that can travel back in time and undo your bad life decisions? While this claim is yet to be verified, it does ring a few alarm bells. Shouldn't the expiration of cookies be the equivalent of a digital cremation - once done, there's no coming back?

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Confessional Booth of Our Digital Sins

Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?