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Code Red: Malware Blitz Infects 100K GitHub Repos – Developers Beware!
In a plot twist worthy of a tech thriller, GitHub’s 100,000 repos got bamboozled by malware so sneaky, it’s got ninjas taking notes. Devs beware: that “useful” code might just filch your credentials faster than a raccoon in a dumpster. #MalwareMasquerade

Hot Take:
When you thought your coding skills were the only thing getting forked on GitHub, turns out it's your entire repository getting a malware makeover. 100,000 repos now come with free spyware accessories, and the "exec smuggling" is so sneaky it makes your ninja commit history look like amateur hour. Remember, if the code looks too good to be true, it might just be a credential-harvesting party in disguise. Happy coding, and may the forks be ever in your favor... or not.