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Clumsy Cybertruck Heist Ends in High-Tech Bust: A Car Chase Comedy
In the “Not-So-Great Cybertruck Heist,” Delaware’s own Corey Cohee proved that stealing the most noticeable vehicle on the road is as brainy as wearing a neon sign that says “Arrest Me.” Cue the shortest, silliest car chase ever—because nothing screams “inconspicuous” like a fleeing steel behemoth.

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When life gives you Cybertrucks, you make... headlines? In a twist that would make even Elon do a double-take, a Delaware dude decided to nab a Tesla Cybertruck, only to take the police on the world's slowest, shiniest, and most trackable getaway. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well for our would-be Grand Theft Auto protagonist.