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Cloud Credential Heist: Androxgh0st Botnet’s RCE Rampage Spurs FBI Warning
Beware the Androxgh0st! CISA and the FBI unite to flag a botnet bogeyman swiping cloud credentials faster than you can say “not my password!” Don’t let your server be next – lock down those .env files or face the spammy consequences! #Androxgh0stMalwareMenace

Hot Take:
Robots are taking over the world, and by robots, I mean botnets with a penchant for cloud credential heists. The latest cyber-scoop is that Androxgh0st is slithering through the internet, hunting for .env files like it's the last Easter egg hunt on Earth. CISA and the FBI are basically the concerned cyber-parents warning us that our digital houses are made of glass and Androxgh0st is throwing stones.