Clorox Hacked: A Cyber Mess Even Bleach Can’t Clean

When bleach meets bytes, things get messy! Clorox’s recent cyberattack has stained its operations, causing major production hiccups. It’s like a digital red dye disaster on Clorox’s electronic white shirts, adding a new layer to “Clorox cyberattack production impact”. Even the masters of clean can’t bleach away this cyber chaos easily!

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Oh bleach, Clorox got hacked! Now we can’t even clean our houses properly without getting involved in a cyberattack. Who knew the digital realm could leave such a stain on physical cleanliness? The bleach masters are now dealing with production shortages, thanks to some sneaky hackers. This just adds a whole new meaning to "cleaning up a mess".

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