Citrix Bleed: The Uninvited Psycho Ex of Cyber Security Bugs
“Citrix Bleed Mass Exploitation” is like a 90s Pokemon frenzy for hackers, collecting session tokens despite patch attempts. This isn’t just cyber bullying, serious ransomware gangs are in the game, automating attacks. It’s a universal vulnerability party, the hangover of which promises to be much worse than the Y2K scare.
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When life gives you a Citrix Bleed, apparently, you make a pearl necklace of session tokens. Citrix should get a new tagline: "Citrix - Helping you catch 'em all, even if you didn't want to." This NetScaler bug has gone from being an annoying stalker to a full-blown psycho ex, refusing to let go even after the cord has been cut. Patching the flaw is like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound – you're still going to bleed out unless you take more drastic action. Oh, and did we mention it's being exploited by ransomware groups faster than you can say "Pikachu"?Already a member? Log in here