CISA’s Cyber Comedy: Reinstated Staff Benched on Paid Leave Amid Legal Drama

CISA’s cybersecurity shuffle continues as fired probationary staffers are reinstated, only to be benched on paid leave. The chaos stems from a federal judge’s ruling against unlawful DOGE-led layoffs. Meanwhile, CISA pays employees not to work, proving sometimes you can get paid to do nothing!

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In a bizarre twist of events, it seems that CISA has turned into a cybersecurity version of “The Walking Dead,” with its recently terminated staff miraculously brought back to life, only to be put on a paid administrative leave limbo. It’s like a spooky episode where your job is reinstated, but you’re not quite back in the office — just haunting the payroll.

Key Points:

  • CISA reinstates staffers who were recently terminated, but they’re now on paid administrative leave.
  • The layoffs were initially due to a federal government contract cancellation linked to Elon Musk’s DOGE unit.
  • A federal judge ruled the terminations unlawful, affecting around 25,000 federal employees.
  • Probationary workers are reinstated but remain on leave during ongoing legal proceedings.
  • The situation highlights challenges in retaining cybersecurity talent in the public sector.

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