Chill Out, Hackers! Microsoft Battles Frosty Midnight Blizzard Cyberattacks

In a digital game of cat and mouse, Microsoft’s cheese was nibbled by Russia’s Midnight Blizzard. The cyber-mice snagged executive secrets, but Microsoft’s defenses stand firm. No customer data was turned into Swiss cheese… yet. 🧀💻🐭 #RussianCyberattacks #MicrosoftSecurity

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Looks like Microsoft's "Patch Tuesday" has turned into "Breach Every Day" courtesy of Russia's Midnight Blizzard. It's like they mistook Microsoft for Siberia and decided it was a good place to set up camp. Seriously, if hacking were an Olympic sport, Nobelium would be on the podium, waving at SolarWinds and the DNC from the top tier.

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