Cancel Your Plans: CrowdStrike Update Triggers Windows Server Chaos – Fix It Now!

Brace yourselves, IT heroes—CrowdStrike’s oopsie has Windows servers worldwide in a boot loop bonanza. Linux and Mac users, carry on smugly.

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Weekend plans with Windows Servers? Cancelled! CrowdStrike's oopsie has turned millions of Windows servers into expensive paperweights. Time to dust off your Safe Mode skills and get deleting. Linux and Mac users can feel smug this time around.

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