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Bypass the Noise: Lazarus Group’s Cunning Zero-Day Kernel Exploit Unleashed
North Korea’s sneaky Lazarus Group found a Windows flaw and said “Game Over” to security tools. Kernel access? Check. Stealth mode? Double-check. Cue the Microsoft patch parade and a new headline: “Lazarus 0-Day Exploitation: Now with More Hiding Power!” #CyberSneakPeek

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, if it isn't the Lazarus Group playing "Kernel Panic" on a whole new level! These guys have gone from BYOVD party tricks to full-blown zero-day raves, turning Windows security tools into nothing more than glorified paperweights. And here we thought app whitelisting was like the bouncer at the door. Guess it's more like that friend who insists they can fight but folds at the first sign of trouble.